IDK what monsters conspired to troll every trypophobe (people with a
legitimate fear/hatred of small holes and patterns) this week, but if
you thought Apple’s new iPhone camera was bad, wait until you see the
new shoes Kanye West designed.
To start off this cursed Friday
the 13th, Yeezy Mafia, the number one source of leaked Yeezy and Adidas
news, announced that in 2020, Kanye will drop a new shoe called the Foam
Runner. The shoe has been described as “a clog-like design with open
holes throughout the upper” but is widely considered a joke and an
aesthetic nightmare in the Twittersphere.
Honestly, judging by
the reaction, this shoe might be worse than the high-heeled Crocs that
were on sale last July and appeared in every stress dream I had for a
solid month. Before we continue, though, let’s take a look at what Ye’s
been cooking up in the workroom. Without further ado, here is the
glorified Croc Foam Runner:
If these look familiar, it’s because
North West wore them in June. But even if North found a way to pull them
off, some people on Twitter are still not convinced these shoes are a
thing that should be put into the world for public consumption.
Of
course, fashion is subjective, so there are some people who think these
are actually genius and pointed out how a lot of people initially
thought Kanye’s dad shoes and sweatpants were weird, but they’re a major
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